Fish and Chicken

First and foremost, THIS IS A STORY.

Now, let me introduce the two main stars,

the guy chicken (rooster larh dui!)

and the lady fish

These are not the stars, they're just pictures, okay?

Contains may vary.

Now, they live in the farm. duh. The fish lives in the fish pond and the chicken, in the coop. The chicken usually likes to head to the pond when it has it's walk. The fish will then always stare at the chicken. Soon, the fish actually FELL IN LOVE with the chicken!!

One day, the fish got all her guts (ever are fish guts??)and went forward to where the chicken was standing. Looking into his big chicken eyes, the fish said,

"bbblooooooppp bbbbllloooopppp blop blooppp"

("Chicken, I like you")

Then chicken was blurrr. He was really confused. Then, he replied,

"cock?"

("what?")

The fish didn't seem to understand and so, she said it again, hoping that he'll understand this time,

"bbblooooooppp bbbbllloooopppp blop blooppp"

But. The chicken still didn't get it and he starte to be impatient. The fish tried and tried but the brain of the chicken was still b-l-a-n-k.

It was almost evening and the farmer was chasing all his cows, goats and chicken into their respective sleeping hives. The chicken still didn't understand until he was really mad. So he said,

"cooccccckkkk ccccocccccoookkkkk!?"

(excuse me fish, CAN YOU CLUCK!?")

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

the end!

Okay. I think you guys would really be s.w.t-ing right now. It's not really funny when it's typed, it WAS super funny when Marie and I were thinking about the chicken and the fish. Awesomelly funny. Oh yeah, please don't copy my story. Thank You.

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